I test reality, not emulators -QA offer from the Russian-Chinese border
Hello Moonshot team and community,
My name is Pavel. I live in Blagoveshchensk, Russia -a city directly on the Chinese border, opposite Heihe. Three years of my life were spent in South Korea. Russian is my native language, Korean is basic, Chinese is growing. This location is my testing superpower: I see your product the way real users in this part of the world see it - bad translations, broken declensions, local UX habits, weak mobile internet.
Here is what I did with Kimi, and why I think you should care.
Kimi told me twice that my project was impossible: a complete mobile web app in ONE html file - a “UVB-76 decryption HQ” (message parser, self-learning analyzer, live radio in one button, WebAudio synthesizer of the station’s buzz, voice readout of intercepts, spectrum waterfall, offline archive, iOS Safari first). I refused to accept “no”, broke the task into modules, and we shipped it in six iterations.
Then I did something your QA team will appreciate: I ran my file through competing AIs.
- A third-party AI audit: I verified every claim against the code myself. 80% were real bugs, 20% were exaggeration. I fixed the real ones.
- Two “rewritten from scratch” versions from another AI: I rejected both - silent data loss for existing users (new localStorage key, no migration), XSS via unescaped user input injected into inline onclick, and a “learning” feature that never updated a single weight. But I took their three genuinely good ideas (voice readout, ambient noise, auto-capture) and integrated them properly.
Samples of what I found and fixed myself - in your language:
- iOS Safari: nodes were started inside .then(resume()) - but resume() can return undefined there, so the buzz silently never started. Fix: start synchronously, never depend on the promise.
- A stale guard flag killed the “listen” button after every re-render (the element is recreated, the binding is not). Classic.
- hydrateST inflated the id counter from foreign keys like sig_1725000000_1 → collision risk on new items. Scoped the scan to own prefixes.
- Fuzzed my own generator: 500 random signals, zero parser crashes. Regression suite: 20+ Node checks with DOM stubs, still green.
My app labels its simulation as “simulation” - I noticed some AI products label theirs “Live”. Honesty in the UI is a feature too.
What I offer:
A) QA / AI tester, remote - Russian localization, red-team scenarios, real-device iOS testing, reports in your template.
B) Feedback partner - a lifetime subscription in exchange for being your standing “Russian user #1” on the Chinese border. My project runs on Kimi; I have a personal reason to keep making it better, and I keep developing this craft either way.
Before my marketing career (banking, federal retail chain management, sales) I earned a technical degree in road and airfield construction. I know about load, tolerances and failure points.
Test me cheaply: give me any product and one evening. I will return the bugs your tests didn’t find - prioritized, reproducible.
Pavel Vakulenko
Telegram: @vakulenkopa · Email: [email protected]
P.S. If this is the wrong category - point me to the right one and I’ll repost. Ready for a paid test week.